Sawdust Eater

2004-04-18T11:03:00.000-06:00

Yesterday as we were walking threw the gardens at thanksgiving point when one of our friends casusally mentioned that her friend was going to see midget wrestling in Wendover, Nevada. So a few minutes later, and without question heidi and i were off to wendover! We arrived at the Red Garter hotel and casino just in time. Unfortunatly as everyone was buying there tickets we found out you had to be 21, although disapointed at the time i was not going to let that stop me, especially after they all came out and started telling me about it! So with a carefully planned distraction and some sneeky manuevring i made it in! (Just in time for the cage match mind you) With front row seets we watched in amazment at what was the single greatest thing i've ever seen in my life! Words cannot describe what we saw, fortunatly we took plenty of pictures! Our front row seats soon became part of the action when the championship match against Pittbull Paterson ("the worlds strongest midget") and Short Dawg ("half da size twice da pimp")finaly came out of the ring! after getting his head cut open by a bottle, the two threw down rolling on the floor litteraly to Heidi and mine feet! After the match we got our picture taken with the champ (Pittbull) and in all the excitment decided to let him sign our boobs!! Which helped to yeild us an invite to the Micro Wrestling Federation after party!!! So after a little wendover style late night dinner and some after party dancin' we dropped a few coins in the slots and headed back home!

2004-03-10T15:51:00.000-07:00

so the last week we counted how many busses we saw then that evening we added them up between the three of us then we divided it by two and multiplied it by 3 then we went to the store and bought that many candy bars and we handed them out to people then wrote down what they said word for word and then sent them to random people with no exsplanation. yesterday heidi got our first response from one of the letters we sent out! she hasn't read it yet but i'm excited!!!

2004-02-15T16:54:00.000-07:00

Today is my half birthday! hooray!

2004-02-14T16:13:00.000-07:00

i got proposed to yesterday!!! granted he's only eight and we wont be getting married for about 10 years, i still think it has a lot of potential! To top it off i used a table saw on my very own today. Good news! i still have all my fingers!

2004-02-07T20:48:00.000-07:00

yesterday i was detained in a drug bust!!! good thing i wasn't carrying any illegal narcotics on me!i was however all doped up on decongestionts but they let me go. talk about a close one! Goodtimes!!!!!!!

2004-02-01T19:15:00.000-07:00

Today heidi and i ate my dresser.